he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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