no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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