he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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