windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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