The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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