Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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