It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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