Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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