I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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