He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
She bit a glass in half.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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