**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
