Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Found the puke drawer
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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