my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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