There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
someone owes me an orgasm
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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