: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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