Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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