Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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