We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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