And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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