she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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