So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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