My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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