its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I need to sanitize my soul.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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