My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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