Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He felt like a one man threesome
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Let's get the cat blown out
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
