that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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