so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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