Me. At least after what I've been through.
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So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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