I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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