I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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