Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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