We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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