This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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