I showed him my bush... on skype.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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