that's an acceptable place to lick
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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