new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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