Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
