of course. lets lasso hookers.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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