we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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