Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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