you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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