trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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