I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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