she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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