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say what?
wanna hang out?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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