it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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