Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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