It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
