Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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