We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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