Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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