I smell stomach acid.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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