I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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