I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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