Its about making memories worth repressing
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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